Heard by my ears

Polar bean: "John Wayne always married the same lady."

Heard by my ears

Spoken to daddy...

Little man: "When you go up to heaven, I'll cry with a smile."

Heard by my ears

Little man to mama: "When I kiss you on the nose, you need to keep your eyes open."

Saw by my Eyes

Mama: "Scoob, time to go."

And she maneuvers her body in this way to show her 2 year old attitude.

Heard by my ears

Little man: "A dinosaur!"

Actually it's an ostrich.

Heard by my ears

While we watch educational animal videos on YouTube...

D girl: "I wish I could have a whale like that."

Heard by my ears

Polar bean reading in school: "Grandmongrel"

Correction: "Grandmother."

Heard by my ears

Little man: "Can you show me a smile? Here's mine."

Heard by my ears

Daddy to Mama: "Please don't open that can of worms."

Polar bean excitedly: "What can of worms?!"

Daddy: "Nothing. It's a metaphor."